Week 3 - May the best Crewe win

 

Conference championship week!  There will be 2 contests this. We're lining up Paul Crewe vs Paul Crewe.  Can Happy Gilmore out duel the Bandit?        

Contest #1  Happy Madison Boucher Crewe

8 players. 2 from each team. Super Flex can be any of the six main positions. Captain for 2 x points. Pick your spread. Score the most points.

Contest #2  Bandit Charlie Jack Horner Crewe. (Yes. Jack the guy who saw Dirk Digglers monster)

8 players total, 2 from each team. Super Flex can be any of the six main positions. Captain for 2 x points. Pick opposite spread. Score the least points from the list of players provided.

Bandit Charlie Jack Horner Crewe

 

Pick 2 players from each team.  QB, WR, RB, TE, K, DEF, Super Flex, Super Flex.   You want to score the least amount of points from the list of players provided below.  The spreads alone are worth 0 points or you can parlay them for -5 points. There are also a prop bet for each game. 

Bengals vs Chiefs  -  Chiefs - 7  

49ers vs Rams -  Rams - 3.5

Prop bets 

Total game score Bengals vs Chiefs - Under or Over 54.5 (wrong answer worth 0 points)

Total game score 49ers vs Rams - Under or Over 45.5 (wrong answer worth 0 points) 

Scoreboard:                                                                    

Alex  QB - Jimmy G - 16.2 RB - Michel - 2.2 WR - Jefferson - 2.9 TE- Uzomah - 0 K- Butker - 7.5 DEF- Bengals - 10 FLEX- Jennings Captain - 5.6 FLEX- Pringle - 3.6 Parlay -  Bengals + 7 - 5 Rams - 3.5 -0 Over - 54.5 - 0 Over - 45.5 - 0 Total- 53

Tye/Grace     QB - Jimmy G - 16.2 RB - Michel - 2.2 WR - Jennings Captain - 5.6 TE- Uzomah - 0 K- Gay - 10.5 DEF- Bengals - 10 FLEX- Butker - 7.5 FLEX- KC Defense - 4 Chiefs - 7 - 0 49ers +3.5 - 5 Under - 54.5 -5 Under - 45.5 - 5 Total- 71

Crae QB - Jimmy G - 16.2 RB - Michel - 2.2 WR - Jennings Captain - 5.6 TE- Uzomah- 0 K- Butker - 7.5 DEF-Bengals - 10 FLEX- Gay -10.5 FLEX- Pringle - 3.6 Parlay -  Bengals + 7 - 5 Rams - 3.5 - 5 Under - 54.5 - 5 Under - 45.5 - 5 Total- 75.6

                                                                                      

Bob  QB - Jimmy G - 16.2 RB - Edwards Helaire - 5 WR - Boyd - 5.9 TE- Higbee - 3.8 K- Butker - 7.5 DEF-  Bengals  Captain - 20 FLEX- Michel - 2.2 FLEX- Jennings - 2.8 Parlay -  Chiefs - 7 -0 Rams - 3.5 - 0 Under- 54.5 -5 Under- 45.5 - 5 Total- 73.4

Kris      QB - Jimmy G - 16.2 RB - Edwards Helaire - 5 WR - Pringle -  3.6 TE- Uzomah Captain - 0 K- Gay - 10.5 DEF- Bengals - 10 FLEX- Michel - 2.2 FLEX- Jennings - 2.6 Chiefs - 7 -0 Rams - 3.5 -0 Under- 54.5 -5 Over- 45.5 - 0 Total- 55.1

Oliver QB - Jimmy G - 16.2 RB - Edwards Helaire - 5 WR - Pringle  Captain - 7.2 TE- Uzomah - 0 K- McPherson - 19 DEF- 49ers - 11 FLEX- Jefferson - 2.9 FLEX- Higbee - 3.8 Parlay -  Chiefs - 7 -0 49ers + 3.5 - 5 Under- 54.5 -5 Under- 45.5 - 5 Total- 80.1

Tanner QB - Jimmy G - 16.2 RB - Edwards Helaire - 5 WR - Jefferson -  2.9 TE- Higbee - 3.8 K- Gould - 6 DEF- Bengals Captain - 20 FLEX- Boyd - 5.9 FLEX- Pringle  -3.6 Bengals + 7 -5 49ers + 3.5 -5 Under- 54.5 -5 Over- 45.5 -0 Total- 78.4

                                                                                      

Players to choose from:

Bengals:                               

Burrow                                                      

Mixon                                   

Chase                                    

Higgins                               

Boyd                                     

Uzomah                                

Defense                                

McPherson                        

           

Chiefs

Mahomes                      

Edwards-Helaire

Hill

Pringle

Hardman

Kelce

Defense

Butker

49ers:                                  

Garoppolo                           

Mitchell                              

Samuel                             

Aiyuk                                

Jennings                             

Kittle                                  

Defense                              

Gould                                 

Rams:                                

Stafford                             

Michel                              

Kupp                                 

Beckham Jr.                      

Jefferson                           

Higbee                              

Defense                            

Gay                                     

                            

Happy Madison Bucher Crewe

 

Pick 2 players from each team.  QB, WR, RB, TE, K, DEF, Super Flex, Super Flex.   The spreads alone are worth 5 points or you can parlay them for 15 points. There are also a prop bet for each game.  

Bengals vs Chiefs  -  Chiefs - 7  

49ers vs Rams -  Rams - 3.5

Prop bets 

Total game score Bengals vs Chiefs - Under or Over 54.5 (right answer worth 5 points)

Total game score 49ers vs Rams - Under or Over 45.5 (right answer worth 5 points)

Scoreboard:                                                                    

Alex  QB - Mahomes - 22.78 RB - Mixon -  14.5 WR - Hill Captain - 41.60 TE- Kittle - 10.7 K- Gay - 10.5 DEF-49ers - 11 FLEX- Kupp - 39 FLEX- Burrow - 20.75 Parlay - 0 Chiefs - 7 - 0 49ers + 3.5 - 0 Under - 54.5 -5  Under - 45.5 - 5 Total- 180.83

Tye/Grace     QB - Mahomes Captain - 45.56 RB - Mitchell - 10 WR - Chase - 17.7 TE- Kelce - 25.5 K- Gay - 10.5  DEF-49ers - 11 FLEX- Kupp - 39 FLEX- Burrow - 20.75 Bengals + 7 - 5 Rams - 3.5 - 0 Over- 54.5 - 0 Over - 45.5 Total- 185.01

Crae QB - Mahomes  Captain - 45.56 RB - Akers - 6  WR - Hill - 20.8 TE- Kittle - 10.7  K- McPherson - 19 DEF-49ers - 11 FLEX- Stafford - 21.23 FLEX- Burrow - 20.75 Parlay - 0 Chiefs - 7 - 0 Rams - 3.5 - 0 Under - 54.5 - 5 Under - 45.5 - 5 Total- 165.04

                                                                                      

Bob  QB - Mahomes - 22.78 RB - Mixon -  14.5 WR - Chase Captain - 35.4 TE- Kittle - 10.7 K- Gay - 10.5 DEF-49ers - 11 FLEX- Beckham Jr - 22.3 FLEX- Hill - 20.8 Parlay - 15 Bengals +7  49ers + 3.5 Over- 54.5 - 0 Under - 45.5 - 5 Total- 167.98

Jordan QB - Mahomes - 22.78 RB - Mitchell - 10 WR - Kupp - 39 TE- Kelce - 25.5 K- Gould - 6 DEF- Rams - 8 FLEX- Chase -  17.7 FLEX- Burrow  Captain - 41.5 Bengals +7 - 5 Rams - 3.5 -0 Over- 54.5 - 0 Under - 45.5 5 Total- 180.48

Oliver QB - Mahomes - 22.78 RB - Mixon - 14.5 WR - Chase Captain - 35.4 TE- Kelce - 25.5 K- Gould - 6 DEF- Rams - 8 FLEX- Kupp - 39 FLEX- Samuel - 19.8 Parlay - 0 Bengals +7   Rams - 3.5 Over- 54.5 - 0 Over  - 45.5 - 0 Total- 170.98

Tony QB - Mahomes  Captain - 45.56 RB - Mixon - 14.5 WR - Kupp - 39 TE- Kelce - 25.5 K- Gould - 6 DEF-49ers - 11 FLEX- Stafford - 21.23 FLEX- Burrow -  20.75 Chiefs - 7 - 0 Rams - 3.5 - 0 Over- 54.5 - 0 Under - 45.5- 5 Total- 188.54

Kris      QB -Burrow - 20.75 RB - Mixon - 14.5 WR - Kupp - 39 TE- Kelce - 25.5 K- Gould - 6 DEF-49ers - 11 FLEX- Stafford - 21.23 FLEX- Mahomes Captain -  45.56 Bengals + 7 - 5 49ers + 3.5 - 5 Over- 54.5 - 0 Under - 45.5 - 5 Total- 198.54

Tanner      QB -Mahomes - 22.78 RB - Mixon - 14.5 WR - Hill - 20.8 TE- Kittle - 10.7 K- Gay - 10.5 DEF- Rams - 8  FLEX- Samuel Captain - 39.6 FLEX- Chase - 17.7 Chiefs - 7 - 0 49ers + 3.5 - 5 Over- 54.5 - 0 Under - 45.5 - 5 Total- 154.58

                                                                                      

Saturday Night Lights

 

2 Players from each team.  No QB/WR Combo’s on the same team.

QB, RB, WR, TE, K, DEF, Super Flex, Super Flex

Point Spread 1 (5 points each correct)

Point Spread 2 (5 Points Correct)

or

Parlay – You can choose the parlay and get 15 points but if you get one wrong you get 0 points.

Spread pulled from the ESPN website and provided by Caesars Sports Book.

Bengals vs Titans - Spread Titans -3.5

49ers vs Packers - Spread Packers  -5.5

Scoreboard:                                                                    

Alex  QB - Rodgers - 5.63 RB - MIxon - 22.5 WR- Samuel - 11.3 TE- Kittle - 10.3 K- Bullock - 5 DEF- Packers - 21 FLEX- Chase - 18.1 FLEX- Tannehill - 6.7 Parlay - 0 Bengals +3.5 Packers - 5.5 - 0 Total- 99.53

Tye/Grace     QB - Rodgers - 5.63 RB - MIxon - 22.5 WR- Samuel - 11.3 TE- Kittle - 10.3 K- Bullock - 5 DEF- Packers - 21 FLEX- Chase - 18.1 FLEX- Henry - 12.2 Bengals + 3.5 - 5 Packers - 5.5 - 0 Total- 110.03

Crae QB - Rodgers -5.63 RB - Dillon - 8.5 WR- Samuel - 11.3 TE- Kittle - 10.3 K- McPherson - 21.5 DEF- Titans - 17 FLEX- Tannehill - 6.7  FLEX- Burrow - 9.2 Parlay - 0 Titans - 3.5 - 0 Packers - 5.5 - 0 Total- 90.13

                                                                                      

Bob  QB - Tannehil - 6.7 RB - Adams - 18 WR- Henry - 12.2 TE- Uzomah - 14.1 K- Crosby - 5 DEF- 49ers - 27 Flex - Samuel - 11.3 Flex - Boyd - 3.7 Bengals + 3.5 - 5 Parlay - 15 49ers +5.5 - 5 Total- 113

Jordan QB - Burrow - 9.2 RB - Henry - 12.2 WR- Samuel - 11.3 TE- Kittle - 10.3 K- McPherson - 21.5 DEF- Packers - 21 Flex - Tannehill - 6.7 Flex - Rodgers - 5.63 Bengals + 3.5 - 5 Packers - 5.5 - 0 Total- 112.63

Oliver QB - Rodgers - 5.63 RB - MIxon - 22.5 WR- Samuel - 11.3 TE- Kittle - 10.3 K- Bullock - 5 DEF- Packers - 21 FLEX- Chase - 18.1 FLEX- Tannehill - 6.7 Parlay - 0 Bengals +3.5 Packers - 5.5 - 0 Total- 99.53

Week 2

 

Welcome to week 2 ladies and gentlemen.  Once again there will be 4 contests to choose from.  Do your research, say your prayers to Rudy Ruettiger!  Good luck to all!!

Contest #1 - Saturday Night Lights.

This contest with consist of players playing in the Saturday Games Only.  Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. Can't Lose!

Contest #2 - Any Given Sunday. 

This contest consists of players playing in the Sunday Games Only.  Django can really chuck the pigskin (The D is silent)

Contest #3 - All The Right Moves - Show him the money Cuba!

This contest consists of players playing in all of the games this weekend.  

Contest # 4 - The Replacements- Ted Theodore Logan gots game!

This contest consists of  players playing in all of the games this weekend.  But you want the ones that suck the most.

All The Right Moves

 

 

1 Player from each team playing this weekend.  5 points for each correct against the spread pick.

QB, RB, WR, TE, DEF, K, Super Flex, Super Flex

Bengals vs Titans - Spread Titans -3.5

49ers vs Packers - Spread Packers -5.5

Rams vs Buccaneers - Spread Bucaneers -2.5

Bills vs Chiefs - Spread Chiefs  -2

Scoreboard:                                                                    

Alex  QB - Allen - 43.03 RB - Henry - 12.2 WR- Hill - 37 TE- Kittle - 10.3 K- McPherson - 21.5 DEF- Packers - 21 FLEX- Brady - 12.23 FLEX- Kupp - 38.3 Bengals + 3.5 - 5 Packers - 5.5 - 0 Buccaneers - 2.5 - 0 Chiefs - 2 - 5 Total- 205.56

Tye/Grace     QB - Allen - 43.03 RB - Michel - 2 WR- Adams - 18 TE- Kelce - 23.6 K- Bullock - 5 DEF- Error -  FLEX- Burrow - 9.2 FLEX- Brady - 12.23 Bengals + 3.5 - 5 Packers - 5.5 - 0 Rams + 2.5 - 5 Bills + 2 - 0 Total- 123.06*

Crae QB - Allen -43.03 RB - Mitchell - 10.1 WR- Kupp - 38.3 TE- Gronk - 12.5 K- McPherson - 21.5 DEF- Titans - 17 FLEX- Mahomes - 45.35 FLEX- Rodgers - 5.63 Titans - 3.5 - 0 Packers - 5.5 - 0 Rams +2.5  - 5 Bills +2 - 0 Total- 198.41

                                                                                      

Bob  QB - Stafford - 26.75 RB - Mixon - 22.5 WR- Hill - 37 TE- Kittle - 10.3 K- Crosby - 5 DEF- Buffalo - -8 Flex - Brown - 27.2 Flex - Brady - 12.23 Bengals + 3.5 - 5 49ers +5.5 - 5 Buccaneers - 2.5 - 0 Chiefs - 2 - 5 Total- 147.98

Jordan QB - Allen - 43.03 RB - Fournette - 31.7 WR- Adams - 18 TE- Kelce - 23.6 K- Gould - 9 DEF- Rams - 10 Flex - Henry - 12.2 Flex - Burrow - 9.2 Bengals + 3.5 - 5 Packers - 5.5 - 0 Rams +2.5  - 5 Bills + 2 - 0 Total- 166.73

Parker QB - Allen - 43.03 RB - Henry - 12.2 WR- Kupp - 38.3 TE- Kelce - 23.6 K- Gould - 9 DEF- Buccaneers - 9 FLEX- Adams - 18 FLEX- Chase - 18.1 Bengals + 3.5 - 5 49ers +5.5 - 5 Buccaneers - 2.5 - 0 Bills + 2 - 0 Total- 181.23

Any Given Sunday

 

2 Players from each team.  No QB/WR Combo’s on the same team.

QB, RB, WR, TE, K, DEF, Super Flex, Super Flex

Point Spread 1 (5 points each correct)

Point Spread 2 (5 Points Correct)

or

Parlay – You can choose the parlay and get 15 points but if you get one wrong you get 0 points.

Spread pulled from the ESPN website and provided by Caesars Sports Book.

Rams vs Buccaneers - Spread Buccaneers -2.5

Bills vs Chiefs - Spread Chiefs  -2

Scoreboard:                                                                    

Alex  QB - Mahomes -45.35 RB - Singletary - 15.1 WR- Kupp - 38.3 TE- Gronk - 12.5 K- Gay - 15 DEF- Buccaneers - 9 FLEX- Kelce - 23.6 FLEX- Allen - 43.03 Parlay - 0 Buccaneers - 2.5 Chiefs - 2 Total- 201.88

Tye/Grace     QB - Allen - 43.03 RB - Michel - 2 WR- Kupp - 38.3 TE- Kelce - 23.6 K- Succop - 10.5 DEF- Buffalo - -8 FLEX- Brady - 12.23 FLEX- Mahomes - 45.35 Rams +2.5 - 5 Bills - 2 - 0 Total- 172.01

Crae QB - Allen  - 43.03 RB - Singletary - 15.1 WR- Evans  - 27.9 TE- Gronk - 12.5 K- Butker - 13 DEF- Rams - 10 FLEX- Stafford - 26.75 FLEX- Mahomes- 45.35 Parlay - 0 Rams +2.5 Bills +2 Total- 198.63

                                                                                      

Bob  QB - Allen - 43.03 RB - Edwards-Hilaire - 7.9 WR- Evans - 27.9 TE- Knox - 2.9 K- Butker - 13 DEF- Rams - 10 Flex - Gronk - 12.5 Flex - Kupp - 38.3 Parlay - 0 Rams +2.5 Bills +2 Total- 155.53

Jordan QB - Allen - 43.03 RB - Fournette - 31.7 WR- Kupp - 38.3 TE- Kelce - 23.6 K- Bass - 4 DEF- Rams - 10 FLEX- Mahomes - 45.35 FLEX- Brady - 12.23 Rams +2.5 - 5 Bills +2 - 0 Total- 213.21

Tony QB - Mahomes - 45.35 RB - Singletary - 15.1 WR- Kupp - 38.3 TE- Kelce - 23.6 K- Succop - 10.5 DEF- Rams - 10 FLEX- Allen - 43.03 FLEX- Evans - 27.9 Buccaneers -2.5 - 0 Bills + 2 - 0  Total- 213.78

Tanner  QB - Stafford - 26.75 RB - Mckinnon - 12.8 WR- Diggs - 5.7 TE- Gronk - 12.5 K- Gay - 15 DEF- Buffalo - -8 Flex - Brady - 12.23 Flex - Mahomes - 45.35 Buccaneers - 2.5 - 0 Chiefs - 2 - 5 Total- 117.33

Oliver QB - Mahomes -45.35 RB - Singletary - 15.1 WR- Kupp - 38.3 TE- Gronk - 12.5 K- Gay - 15 DEF- Buccaneers - 9 FLEX- Edwards Hilaire - 7.9 FLEX- Allen - 43.03 Parlay - 0 Buccaneers - 2.5 Chiefs - 2 Total- 186.18